RED HERRING
 
   
 

Are you burning with a great desire to show the world just how Redheadandproud you are?

Have you written some magnificent prose celebrating the fact you were born Auburn?

Do you recall a particularly chilling rhyme that was gleefully directed at you in the school playground?  

Well, that’s what Red Herring is all about.

Here's where Redheads can share the text and teases that make us what we are.

We are always on the lookout for poems, pictures and prints depicting the Red way of life.

Use our email or postal address, and your contribution to Red Herring will be electronically presented for Redheads everywhere to share.
   
     
   

Click on the links below to explore Red Herring.

Red Rugby Ruckas by Alan Williams

A Plea From Australia by Victoria Brown

Red September in Breda by Melanie Rijkers

Portugal Calling by Antonio Loureiro Filho

A Redhead Rants by Madas

Help for Katie by Katie Bunting

Steven Readhead The Redhead by Steven Readhead

Keely-Louise by Jon

Red in Israel by Moran

A Celt Writes ....... by Aoife Doyle

Red, The Musical by Mia

Red Book Project by Jennifer Papale Rignani

The future looks Black for Redheads by Jonathan Leake (Sunday Times)

A Red-Better Day by Ernest Hayes

Quench the Thirst of Frizzy Hair  by Diana Dudas

The Belinda Complex  a poem by Kendra Tarbill

Ginger Ninja, the Redhead's friend  Shoo Rayner's story

My Red Hair Cost Me My BBC Job  Helen Reed's story

Red and Proud on The Weakest Link  Simon Red's story

Redhead Taunts  View and add to our list

Celtic Women  Dale Dassel investigates Redhead females 

Redhead Betters  Anne and Jonathan's baby bet

The All-American Redheads  Slam-dunkin' redheads courtesy of John Molina's All American Redheads website

The McCain family  A Redhead family with a web presence

Redhead Poetry  More verse, this time from Rosie Miller

D.A. Blyler  Redheads, Charlie Brown & Love Gone Bad

Anonymous Poem  This came to us via the wonder of Email

Redheads Wed Alexander & Kate's marriage made in Red heaven

Redhead Poetry From The Jared - a Redheaded poet!

Caroline Stops Runaway Bus  Redheaded heroine teenager!

Alexandra Webb  Striking out at brunettes and blondes!

npower Advert  npower - an organisation with a lot to learn...

Carrots  A not-so-rough guide

Francis Fitzpatrick  A Red who keeps you out of the Red!

Ingrid Jones  Proving her Redness!

Alan R McDonald  Mighty Redness

Alberto Vargas    Sensous Redness 

It could be you   Red Apartheid

Red Herring  contents page

 
       
     
     
 
 
RED ACADEMY
       
 

Do you ever wonder, just how you have got Redhair? Where has it come from?

The Red Academy seeks to enlighten us all. Click on the topics below to discover more.

Redheads - Tough in Surgery

 Cuticle Cortex Medulla

 Classifying Redheads - in the interests of science

       
 
 
THE DOMINANT GENE
   
 
From pillar to post and coast to coast, the auburn word is on the lips of the many.

Red splintering through a haze of dark mediocrity.
From A to Z,
One to ten and back again.
Red Hair cuts through it all.
Whether you’re a Weatherman in Weatherfield,
Or a Minuteman in Manhattan,
Heat leaves you quickest through the top of the head,

And it’s up there where the brains are, that you’ll find the Red Hair.

We, The Redheaded are a hardy, resourceful band.
The Gene we carry has been passed down to us from The Picts, the original inhabitants of Caledonia, modern day Scotland.
The Picts were a potent mix of warrior and artist,  The Dominant Gene coursed through their veins. Their reputation as an unpredictable, spontaneous race was the mortar in the bricks of Hadrian’s Wall.

The Picts legacy lives on in Scotland and Ireland today.
Their Stone Circles and Sculptures stud the barren landscapes, giving rhyme and reason to some of the most inhospitable pieces of earth on these islands. The Roman Legions, used to dealing with a cowering, subservient opponent, were caught unaware by the sheer fury of The Picts, their Red hair glinting and sparkling against the Caledonian sun. The Roman Empire ground to a halt at Berwick and all points North.

Redheads carry this stubborn resistance to authority and determination to choose their own way in life to this day.

 

Being a Redhead isn’t easy.
Nor is climbing Everest or Diving for Pearls.
It’s not meant to be, and you wouldn’t want it to be.
There are those who do and those who don’t,
those who will and those who won’t.

The Dominant Gene can skip a generation or maybe two, will hide in the Family Tree until the time is right to carry the message, then return to the fold when there are shoulders ready to carry the head and the hair.

So gather up your things and prepare for tomorrow, your hair gives you the strength you cannot beg or borrow.

Hey Redhead !!
Whether there’s sugar on your tongue or there’s salt in a wound.

You are Redheadandproud.
You carry your birthright every hour of every day,
There are millions of people who would love it that way.

       
 
 
RED FOOD & DRINK
As the saying goes 'you are what you eat'. And who are we to argue?

When we were all much younger, we were told to eat our Greens.

With hindsight, this advice has proved to be complete bunkum.

It’s the Reds we should eat.

Carrots, Oranges, Tomatoes and such are the things to keep a Redhead fit and well.

With that in mind, here are some Redheadandproud Recipes created to grace your auburn table.

Enjoy - and if you have a recipe you feel would do justice to the Red Palate, please let us have it and we will include it in this section.

Recipes to be added soon....