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RED HERRING - WHEN ALEXANDRA WEBB CONTACTED US WITH THE FOLLOWING REDHEAD INFO, WE SAT UP AND TOOK NOTICE!

THE TRUTH ABOUT HAIR COLOR

Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at the brunettes.

But the REDHEADS had to have their say too!!!!!
Here's their revenge: And HERE'S the real truth!!!!

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price
Cal Tech makes a redhead's bra - it need good engineering.

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their moustache.

A redhead knows the saying, "Fire on the roof, fire in the furnace." is true!!!

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Certainly not a redhead! She could take them both on with one hand tied behind her back!

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.
With a redhead it's called, "Finally getting lucky!"

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.
A redhead has more fun giving it away!!!!!

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.
No one DARES joke about a redhead!!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.
They're ALL invisible when a redhead is present?

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
'Has the blonde left yet?'
Redhead's: "Get out of my way, bitch!"

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Redhead: They thought she was a Goddess!

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Since a redhead already has all the power, she doesn't need to be a witch.

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation
The Redhead? Nothing, she's the center of attention.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage
With a redhead? The envy of every man in the room!!!!!

Just telling the truth!
Ha ha, Alex :)
Alexandra Webb